[If you are listening in, you hear a child's soft muttering voice.] How does this thing work? It can't be that hard.

Maybe if I do this?[The video starts and a cheerful looking little blond haired boy in a sailor's hat appears. He smiles brightly when he realizes it finally works.]

Ah! There we go! Hello friends! [Sealand waves.]

I am the great, mighty, and powerful Sealand! And something horrible has happened! A prank has been played on me because I have found myself in a someone else's apartment and there are weird wings glued to my back. [He gives a little twirl so people can see the wings.]

The wings are cool and all but it's totally not cool to knock me out and put me in someone's apartment! The owner might come back and think I broke in. I can't have anyone think that I'm a criminal! No one would talk to me if I was.

So, if someone could tell me how to get home so that I can get my revenge on the person who did this to me? If you do, I will make sure you are rewarded for helping me!

It's not a prank, and the wings aren't glued to your back. Only an idiot would believe those things.

[Grump grump grump.]

They aren't? [He tugs on them.] Ah! They're attached to me!

[And then he catches the last part of that message.] ....Hey! I'm not an idiot! If this isn't a prank, then tell me what it is.?

Why don't you do your own investigating? It's not all that hard to figure out what's going on here.

[~~I am so sorry~~]

My own investigating? That would be fun but I was asking you what is going on here! Therefore, I want you to be the one to tell me.

Is this true?! Usually people arrive in this world by unknown means, and wings are surgically attached to our bodies instead of being glued on! You must be fascinating exception. Whoever this person is must be your eternal rival!

So, wait. They aren't not glued on? These wings are really real?!

THEY ARE REAL! DO NOT HARM THEM OR IT MAY COST YOU YOUR LIFE!

Ah! [Sealand winces at the loud voice.]

Stop being so loud! [Then he pauses when he understands what the guy just told him]

Wait, so if these wings get hurt I could die?!

I have to make sure that you hear me! Can you hear me?!

It is a possibility! You will certainly die if you remove the wings entirely. Otherwise, removing feathers can cause intense pain and perhaps even illness. So if you value your life, leave them be!

Yes! I can hear you just fine! I'm not deaf, you know!

Even removing some of the feathers causes pain or makes you sick? What kind of place is this to give you wings that will do that to you?

You did not seem to be deaf! But now I know my voice is heard.

It is a very unusual place! I'm sorry to tell you that clear explanations for the mysteries of this world are few and far between. However, it definitely seems that the wings are linked to one's very life force!

Wings?! Who'd do a thing like that, kidnapping a 'lil kid...!

What a joke! This place is a joke. Probably illegal too.

Hey, I'm not a little kid!

This place is a joke? What do you mean by that? What is this place?

Psh, can't be much older than I am! [~~You're in for a surprise, Chili.~~]

This is Luceti. I'm new here too, so I'm pretty sure somebody else gave you a better explanation by now... right?

[ ~~You sure are.~~]

[Sealand smiles smugly.] I'll have you know that I'm over forty years old.

You're new too? No, no one hasn't.

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THEY ARE REAL! DO NOT HARM THEM OR IT MAY COST YOU YOUR LIFE!

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